Choose a famous real-life couple (Will and Jada? Kim and Kanye? Ellen and Portia?) and imagine that one half of the couple has hired you to represent him or her in a (fictional) divorce negotiation....

Choose a famous real-life couple (Will and Jada? Kim and Kanye? Ellen and Portia?) and imagine that one half of the couple has hired you to represent him or her in a (fictional) divorce negotiation. He or she has told you that the most important issue to resolve is custody of the family pet (if the couple you choose doesn’t actually have a pet, please invent one). Draft a letter to opposing counsel explaining why, using both traditional property law concepts as well as family law-type best interest concepts, your client should be allowed to have sole custody and ownership of the animal. Again, this is an advocacy piece, so please make clear which side of the case you’re arguing, but please acknowledge any weaknesses in your client’s case and address those in the letter as well.